For those of you that don’t know much about preventative medicine and are one for reversing and repairing, take heed, the solution is here.
Let’s just call this the Plan B for skin: Arcona has concocted a glycolic solution into a quickie pad that will save your sundrenched, scaly, had too many cocktails after work last week, skin. You can run off and get an expensive facial if you want to, believe me, I can help you throw your money out the window or even set it on fire on your desk, but I can guarantee it won’t last for 45 days for $42 dollars…make you wanna holla? Aye?
Now, being that smart ass that I know you are, and believe me, I know you are, you are thinking “How do I reverse it all, the drinking, the fake and baking, the midnight shaking and the fun in the smoldering sun”, well, you can start with drinking plenty of water, taking your vitamins and accepting my good word of faith…not to mention a lot of prayer, GOD knows you need it.
Also, these ARCONA suckers claim to “help resurface and repair sun damage as you sleep”, and heal acne prone skin. So next time your boyfriend tries to help you pop a zit, on your face, pass him one of these, after you smack him in the nuts…good nite!